office nap

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Top TEN things to say when you’re caught sleeping at your desk:

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen…"
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and

envisioning the new strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk……..
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "…in Jesus name, Amen."

From Crystal Renaud @ Pink Haired Girl

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