Whew! I just bit my tongue so hard that I almost fell over at work. Don’t you hate that. I was just chomping away at my gum. I swear I wasn’t trying to pull a cool LL Cool J lip lick or anything. And!…last night I totally chomped the inside of my cheek. Man, that hurts! Then it just swells up and you keep biting it more and more. Aaah.