money joke

Picture_2I work in the Financial Services industry, so I get a lot of investment type jokes. I thought this one was funny enough to put up for everyone:

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He found out one day that his sickly father had a fortune that he was to inherit. When he heard the news, he decided that he should find a wife to share his wealth with.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,"  he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit  20 million dollars."  Impressed,  the woman obtained his business card and three days later…

she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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